1 00:01:06,518 --> 00:01:08,837 Will Professor Post will be back soon? 2 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,230 Any moment now Mr. Tanner. 3 00:01:24,601 --> 00:01:26,081 How d'you do Professor Post. 4 00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:30,164 Good evening, morning, I mean afternoon. 5 00:01:31,305 --> 00:01:34,956 Oh, yes. I've read your papers on Aristotle. 6 00:01:35,114 --> 00:01:37,167 We will now have a complete survey. 7 00:01:37,867 --> 00:01:41,272 Professor Post, this is drag day... And... Can't we... 8 00:01:46,711 --> 00:01:49,928 - We'll continue tomorrow. - Thank you Professor. 9 00:02:00,435 --> 00:02:02,093 Good afternoon. 10 00:02:03,238 --> 00:02:04,757 Good afternoon, Jenkins. 11 00:02:04,908 --> 00:02:07,198 Everyone is happy and excited over the drag. 12 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,152 Will you be going, Sir? 13 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:12,843 Oh, no. I'd rather sit here and read Aristotle. 14 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:25,591 - You know I'm lying don't you? - Yes, Sir. 15 00:02:27,762 --> 00:02:30,387 I'm not going because I wasn't invited. 16 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,360 If you'll pardon me Sir... 17 00:02:32,617 --> 00:02:35,608 Your loneliness, is self inflicted. 18 00:02:37,246 --> 00:02:40,601 Being constantly lonely, creates a sort of... 19 00:02:40,818 --> 00:02:42,930 An inferiority complex. 20 00:02:45,435 --> 00:02:48,277 Poor old Professor Ferguson was like that. 21 00:02:48,415 --> 00:02:50,646 He lived here alone. 22 00:02:51,001 --> 00:02:52,718 With his nerves. 23 00:02:53,211 --> 00:02:54,968 Couldn't sleep nights. 24 00:02:55,816 --> 00:02:58,323 I don't sleep very well myself. 25 00:02:58,498 --> 00:03:00,018 I have twitches. 26 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:04,873 That's what Professor Ferguson told me in this very room. 27 00:03:05,011 --> 00:03:07,222 The night he shot himself. 28 00:03:09,073 --> 00:03:11,225 - Shot himself? - Yes. 29 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:13,692 In that very chair. 30 00:03:25,713 --> 00:03:28,081 I know because I helped to pick him up, 31 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:32,187 and lay him on that couch, where he died. 32 00:03:40,407 --> 00:03:43,052 It you'll only go out and find life, 33 00:03:43,328 --> 00:03:45,085 You'll enjoy living it. 34 00:03:45,719 --> 00:03:50,002 But Jenkins, how often have I told you. That requires money. 35 00:03:50,239 --> 00:03:52,962 And I have saved in 12 years... 36 00:03:53,278 --> 00:03:55,015 Exactly... 37 00:03:55,954 --> 00:03:58,974 Four thousand, five hundred and sixty four dollars 38 00:03:59,033 --> 00:04:00,947 And twenty three... cents. 39 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,677 I'm saving that for a rainy day. 40 00:04:04,855 --> 00:04:08,151 Yes, Sir. Poor Professor Ferguson said that. 41 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:11,250 And it rained the day they buried him. 42 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:18,765 I have thought of getting a broadening experience. 43 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:21,173 But a person in my position, can't very well... 44 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,779 afford to indulge in whims. 45 00:04:25,318 --> 00:04:28,634 I'd love to rub elbows with the outside world. 46 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:31,180 And become a... 47 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:32,822 Napoleon 48 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,776 - He was about my size too. - Yes. 49 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:58,501 I hope you'll forgive me, Sir. 50 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,909 But this letter came this morning. 51 00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:05,102 I was so occupied with the other gentleman, I neglected to leave it. 52 00:05:05,365 --> 00:05:06,806 'Tis well. 53 00:05:33,389 --> 00:05:35,106 Jenkins! 54 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:45,252 Come here... look. 55 00:05:45,469 --> 00:05:47,679 See what that says. I fell heir to... 56 00:05:47,778 --> 00:05:51,252 - $7,500 - You're mistaken, Sir. 57 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,304 It says you've inherited seven hundred... 58 00:05:53,442 --> 00:05:56,620 and fifty thousand dollars. 59 00:05:57,113 --> 00:05:59,640 750,000... 60 00:06:00,196 --> 00:06:02,544 Get my trunk. 61 00:06:03,729 --> 00:06:05,248 What are you going to do? 62 00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:08,209 What did I do with that letter? 63 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,755 - It's in your hand. - I'll look for it myself. 64 00:06:10,933 --> 00:06:12,985 - Get my trunk. - Here. 65 00:06:15,406 --> 00:06:17,913 - What are you going to do? - I'm going some place. 66 00:06:18,387 --> 00:06:20,656 I don't know where, but I'll find it. 67 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,334 750,000. 68 00:06:22,493 --> 00:06:25,355 I'll meet people, I'll see things. 69 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,552 I'll buy companionship. 70 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:31,651 I'll draw all my money out of the bank. 71 00:06:32,983 --> 00:06:36,911 You don't want to take the lamp. You can't get the bed in, Sir. 72 00:06:38,835 --> 00:06:42,269 Come on. Get this stuff aboard. The train don't stay here all day. 73 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,947 Why don't you stop squawking, Reno. 74 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:49,710 - You're no gardenia. - Oh yeah? 75 00:06:49,848 --> 00:06:52,848 No wonder the show took only $42 last night. 76 00:06:52,966 --> 00:06:54,801 What the troupe needs is a comedian. 77 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,472 Where d'you get that stuff? They clapped when I came out. 78 00:06:58,591 --> 00:07:01,314 They wasn't clapping. They was killing mosquitoes. 79 00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:03,000 How d'you like them onions. 80 00:07:03,099 --> 00:07:05,507 My gags ghouled them. You can't say they didn't. 81 00:07:05,605 --> 00:07:07,619 You haven't got a gag that'd get a giggle. 82 00:07:07,757 --> 00:07:09,612 Yeah? How about this one. 83 00:07:09,770 --> 00:07:11,704 A guy goes into a second hand store. 84 00:07:11,803 --> 00:07:14,566 He says to the man: Is this a second hand store? 85 00:07:14,704 --> 00:07:16,757 The man says: Yes. Then the guy says... 86 00:07:16,934 --> 00:07:19,895 Give me a second hand for my watch. 87 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:24,946 If I was laughing I've stopped. 88 00:07:25,301 --> 00:07:27,492 I'm a mackerel without any fins. 89 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:40,776 I'll tell it to that little guy with the bass. Come on. 90 00:07:41,838 --> 00:07:44,127 Good morning, stranger. 91 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:47,719 Good morning. Why must we be strangers? 92 00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:50,010 - My name... - I'll tell you a new one. 93 00:07:50,089 --> 00:07:53,049 A guy goes into a second hand store and he says to the man... 94 00:07:53,187 --> 00:07:55,891 Is this a second hand store? And the man says: Yes. 95 00:07:56,069 --> 00:07:59,463 Then he says: Give me a second hand for my watch. 96 00:08:04,105 --> 00:08:07,006 Was he furnished with a second hand? 97 00:08:07,913 --> 00:08:11,131 It's too subtle. It went over his head like a trapeze act. 98 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,846 Here's one you can't miss. In Scotland... 99 00:08:14,004 --> 00:08:16,688 The cinemas are billing Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 100 00:08:16,846 --> 00:08:19,530 as a double feature. 101 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:25,093 Dr Jekyll had double features. 102 00:08:25,744 --> 00:08:27,935 The guy ain't got no education. 103 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:31,310 Don't you want to try another one? 104 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,494 I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you? 105 00:08:46,007 --> 00:08:47,172 No. 106 00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:53,696 - I hope it's not damaged. - Oh, it's alright. 107 00:08:54,407 --> 00:08:59,321 I am Professor Timoleon Zanders Post. Late of the faculty of Potts College. 108 00:08:59,548 --> 00:09:02,686 Gee this is the first time I ever met a professor. 109 00:09:02,844 --> 00:09:06,357 - You're an actress aren't you? - Well, I'm a dancer. 110 00:09:06,732 --> 00:09:10,419 What a coincidence. I've made an exhaustive study of Greek dancing. 111 00:09:10,597 --> 00:09:11,623 How interesting. 112 00:09:11,722 --> 00:09:13,913 Pansy, you're going to miss the train. 113 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:16,518 - I'll assist you. - We need no assistance. 114 00:09:16,696 --> 00:09:18,215 Come on, Pansy. 115 00:09:24,819 --> 00:09:26,654 Come on, get aboard here. 116 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:29,654 I'll make him translate that. 117 00:09:53,668 --> 00:09:55,306 What's the matter? 118 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,662 Let me try to help you. 119 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:08,199 That's it. Now that's that. 120 00:10:15,446 --> 00:10:17,618 Now you're alright. 121 00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:29,440 Pansy! 122 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:37,966 - Say Reno, how about a little rummy? - OK. 123 00:10:38,084 --> 00:10:42,308 - Tony, want to play a little rummy. - I gotta holda the baby. 124 00:10:42,486 --> 00:10:45,269 I gotta holda the baby. Fine. 125 00:10:45,742 --> 00:10:47,637 I gotta take care of the baby. 126 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:50,519 When Rosa whasha her face in the front. 127 00:10:50,637 --> 00:10:54,407 I don�t mind holding the baby if the father cares to participate. 128 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:58,424 Fine Professor. You hold him like this. 129 00:10:59,371 --> 00:11:01,700 Thanks. You give him this. 130 00:11:02,177 --> 00:11:04,664 - What a break. - What a break. 131 00:11:05,394 --> 00:11:07,013 Jimmy play nice. 132 00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:21,139 Professor. Mario takes to you. 133 00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:24,924 - You must have babies of your own. - No I have never been a father. 134 00:11:25,082 --> 00:11:28,378 But I understand the fundamental principals of the thing. 135 00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:32,089 This guy slays me. 136 00:11:32,247 --> 00:11:35,424 Understands the fundamental principal. 137 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,413 Jimmy, can't you try and be a little refined. 138 00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:43,143 That's right. You're fundamentally correct. 139 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,338 Stop the train immediately. 140 00:11:58,457 --> 00:12:00,963 There's been a terrible oversight. 141 00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:04,437 Must be an accident. 142 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:22,669 What is it? Where's the accident? 143 00:12:22,768 --> 00:12:25,550 Here it is. They forgot to put it on the train. 144 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,879 You held up the train on account of the trunk? 145 00:12:27,978 --> 00:12:30,445 Naturally. Get on board. We're pulling out right now. 146 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,170 Wait a minute. It ain't legal. 147 00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:35,361 He's got a right to have his trunk. 148 00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:38,262 - Why didn't you put it on? - I never seen the trunk. 149 00:12:38,677 --> 00:12:41,321 - Don't equivocate. - What? 150 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,690 - What? - Don't equivocate. 151 00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:47,993 I don't take that kind of language from you or any little runt. 152 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:52,400 That calls for drastic action. James, hold the baby. 153 00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:58,163 - I'll give you one minute to apologize. - Keep your shirt on. 154 00:12:58,301 --> 00:13:00,156 I had no intention of removing it. 155 00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:02,490 You haven't a chance against that big palooka. 156 00:13:02,843 --> 00:13:04,461 What's holding the train? 157 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:08,333 - That fellow claims that's his trunk. - You're 30 minutes late. Pull out. 158 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,484 That's a breach of contract. 159 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,702 - There's no check on this trunk. - What about it? 160 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,340 This guy's paid out good dough. 161 00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:18,952 Is it his fault you forgot to put a check on his trunk? 162 00:13:19,109 --> 00:13:22,662 Say, listen. I told you I never even seen the trunk. 163 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,899 Anyone said I did is a liar. What d'ya make of that? 164 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:27,991 Them's 5 fingered words. 165 00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:30,004 - Hold the baby. - Listen! 166 00:13:30,221 --> 00:13:32,294 The professor is my friend. 167 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:35,609 You put the trunk on or I'lla taka the throat... 168 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,923 and squeeze the life out of it like this. 169 00:13:39,081 --> 00:13:40,739 Am I burning up. 170 00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:43,600 Just a minute. Check the trunk. 171 00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:46,936 - Where's your check? - Check, what check? 172 00:13:47,114 --> 00:13:48,692 Your trunk check. 173 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,923 - I haven't... - You mean to say... 174 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,252 You have to check it. Show him your ticket. 175 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,008 My ticket? 176 00:13:55,423 --> 00:13:58,758 In my excitement, I forgot to purchase one. 177 00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:01,581 Alright Macaffrey. Board! 178 00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:06,082 Wait a minute. You can't do that. It's unconstitutional. 179 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,510 Unconstitutional or not, there she goes, 180 00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:11,727 Come on Professor. Come on, will ya? 181 00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:25,144 - Where's the baby? - The baby? 182 00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:27,907 - The baby? - Where's the baby? 183 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:30,240 What d'ya mean, you've got the baby. 184 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,063 Where's the kid? 185 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:38,411 Holy mackerel, I forgot it. 186 00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:50,573 Who gave that stop signal? You? 187 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,684 You? You? 188 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:54,204 I did. 189 00:14:54,322 --> 00:14:57,105 If you think we're going back after that trunk, you're crazy. 190 00:14:57,277 --> 00:15:00,138 - It ain't the trunk, it's the baby. - Baby? Whose baby? 191 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,000 - Yours? - No. This is the father. 192 00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:04,855 Show him your check. 193 00:15:05,191 --> 00:15:06,533 Check? 194 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,941 - I got no check. - No check? 195 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,500 No, no check. 196 00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:25,383 - Thank you. - Come on, get on this train. 197 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,355 D'you wanna be there all day? 198 00:15:27,770 --> 00:15:31,006 - Get on this train. - Hurry, get on this train. 199 00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:33,592 Wanna stay here all day? 200 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,144 Board! 201 00:15:44,816 --> 00:15:47,796 Come on, what's the matter with you? 202 00:15:57,064 --> 00:15:59,196 - Good morning Jenkins. - Good morning. 203 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,683 What can I do for you? 204 00:16:02,304 --> 00:16:06,745 Dr. Bolton. Do you know about Professor Post's inheritance? 205 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:10,297 Yes indeed. I've been made very happy by it. 206 00:16:10,562 --> 00:16:13,977 I've been made most unhappy by it, Sir. 207 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,878 - Jenkins, what do you mean? - Dr. Bolton... 208 00:16:17,115 --> 00:16:19,709 I've done an awful thing. Professor Post 209 00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:24,485 didn�t inherit $750,000. He didn't inherit anything. 210 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,209 I wrote him that letter. 211 00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:31,511 Jenkins! How could you do such a thing? 212 00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:33,603 I thought I'd help him, Sir. 213 00:16:33,781 --> 00:16:36,663 He'd been a very lonely man. No friends. 214 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:39,327 No companionship. And I wanted to... 215 00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:41,818 do it for his own good, Sir. 216 00:16:41,996 --> 00:16:44,582 I'm tremendously fond of him. 217 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,049 But he's learned everything except... 218 00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:48,943 How to live. 219 00:16:50,479 --> 00:16:52,552 I've done a terrible thing, Sir. 220 00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:56,894 I wonder if you have done such a terrible thing. 221 00:16:57,505 --> 00:16:59,084 I wouldn't worry, Jenkins. 222 00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:01,299 He's drawn out his life savings, Sir. 223 00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:02,898 I hadn't figured on that. 224 00:17:03,036 --> 00:17:07,122 Forget it. Nothing very serious can happen... 225 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,299 to so conservative a fellow as... 226 00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:11,937 Professor Post. 227 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,419 - Here's my hand. - Goodbye James. 228 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,794 Goodbye, hope we meet again. Lots of luck. 229 00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:31,642 Oh Professor, I didn't get a chance to say goodbye. 230 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,800 Goodbye Miss Pansy. We may meet at some future time, perchance. 231 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,582 If I should have a friend and he should want to write me a letter, 232 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,227 It would reach me, care of the Billboard. 233 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:48,596 - Which Billboard. - Troupers paper, Cincinnati. 234 00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:51,142 I'll make a note of that. 235 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,294 You're going to miss this bus. 236 00:17:53,935 --> 00:17:56,521 Well, goodbye Professor. 237 00:17:57,014 --> 00:18:00,725 Don't do anything I would. 238 00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:13,357 - What's her name? - Whose name? 239 00:18:13,574 --> 00:18:15,429 - The young lady. - Pansy. 240 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:18,370 - Pansy what? - Pansy Peets. 241 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,430 Pansy Peets. 242 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,344 Board! 243 00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:11,563 When is the next train for Chicago? 244 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,740 There's a train tonight about 9 o'clock. 245 00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:17,267 - Thanks. - Only trouble is... 246 00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,344 it don't stop here. 247 00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:25,205 I will have to go to a hotel. Is there a vehicle around? 248 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:28,817 No. there's a bus though. 249 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:32,229 There's a hotel bus makes the depot. 250 00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,479 Only trouble is... 251 00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:37,025 it don't run no more today. 252 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:41,626 How far is it to the village? 253 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:46,995 About two and a half miles as the crow flies. 254 00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:51,161 - Only trouble is... - I'm no crow. 255 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:14,191 - Would you allow me to ride with you? - You're darn tootin'. Hop right in. 256 00:20:37,754 --> 00:20:40,261 Can you direct me to the opera house? 257 00:20:40,576 --> 00:20:42,787 You're standing right in front of it. 258 00:21:32,436 --> 00:21:34,607 Well, how are you professor? 259 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,528 For the love of Mike, how did you get here? 260 00:21:38,087 --> 00:21:41,817 I was vibrated here in a most unusual vehicle. 261 00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:44,916 Gee, I'm glad to see you. See you after the show. 262 00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:31,817 What a day, what a day. Roll in somnia. 263 00:22:32,403 --> 00:22:34,495 All ladies there. 264 00:22:34,849 --> 00:22:38,066 And here comes the fairest of them all. 265 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,836 Ah, Antobio, you wait. 266 00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:49,066 - What about Prince de Millio? - My heart is light. 267 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,862 I dance. 268 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,676 What d'ya think of tha... 269 00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:24,832 - Well done Antobio. - You said it friend. You said it. 270 00:23:25,503 --> 00:23:28,444 And now, my castle, and love. 271 00:23:29,736 --> 00:23:32,144 I will love you always. 272 00:24:04,189 --> 00:24:07,189 Good times are here 273 00:24:07,504 --> 00:24:13,939 Right now 274 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,371 We're a hit. It's stupendious. 275 00:24:39,549 --> 00:24:41,996 Come on back Professor, and give the folks a kick. 276 00:24:42,095 --> 00:24:44,227 A kick? Why? 277 00:24:44,404 --> 00:24:46,674 I thought they preformed beautifully. 278 00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:50,102 You slay me with your crack. 279 00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:52,964 Come on back Professor, you murder me. 280 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,620 Come on Professor. 281 00:25:05,311 --> 00:25:06,613 Get that thing out. 282 00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:14,227 Miss Pansy... 283 00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:16,947 I can't say how much I enjoyed your dancing. 284 00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:21,811 - Thank to Professor. - Yours was surely the poetry of motion. 285 00:25:22,136 --> 00:25:24,855 It's never been called that before. 286 00:25:25,071 --> 00:25:29,357 In fact, the entire entertainment was not only enjoyable 287 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:32,180 but instructive. I predict big things for it. 288 00:25:32,387 --> 00:25:33,865 Girls, come on... 289 00:25:34,131 --> 00:25:37,293 Now wait a minute. Lay off that. 290 00:25:37,707 --> 00:25:40,308 - Nothing leaves this opera house. - Says who? 291 00:25:40,426 --> 00:25:44,534 Sheriff of Lincoln County. This here stuff's all attached. 292 00:25:48,551 --> 00:25:54,019 Bill for $250. Hotel Hastings. 293 00:25:55,941 --> 00:26:00,070 - You see chief, what I want to do... - That's enough. Come on, Tom. 294 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,853 - Come on girls. - Get off that trunk. That's the law. 295 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:08,789 - What's the matter Miss Pansy. - It's nothing Professor, really. 296 00:26:11,911 --> 00:26:16,256 But you're crying. Is it because of this uncouth fellow? 297 00:26:16,581 --> 00:26:19,862 They're going to take our trunks and everything. 298 00:26:20,384 --> 00:26:24,227 I'm going to put a seal on them trunks. And on that door. 299 00:26:24,345 --> 00:26:28,040 - Get off that trunk, all of you. - One moment please. 300 00:26:28,365 --> 00:26:32,685 You're manner is very offensive and I'm free to say, I do not like you. 301 00:26:38,006 --> 00:26:40,518 - Where are them seals? - Right here sheriff. 302 00:26:40,674 --> 00:26:43,541 Don't start anything. Pipe down. 303 00:26:43,659 --> 00:26:46,615 You're not going to get to first base out of him with a john law. 304 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:49,045 I repeat, I do not like him. 305 00:26:49,223 --> 00:26:52,178 - Pay this man and send him away. - Yeah? 306 00:26:52,326 --> 00:26:56,050 With what. Us and the house made 28 bucks tonight. 307 00:26:57,466 --> 00:26:59,387 I will lend you the money. 308 00:26:59,505 --> 00:27:01,722 You wouldn't clown with me? 309 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,476 That's beside the point. I wish to pay this man. 310 00:27:07,884 --> 00:27:10,574 One... two... 311 00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:15,480 A fifty. 312 00:27:15,687 --> 00:27:17,904 Correct. Thank you, doc, 313 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:21,066 Goodbye folks. goodbye gals. 314 00:27:21,303 --> 00:27:24,833 Gee Professor, that was a decent thing for you to do. 315 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,902 That's perfectly alright. 316 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:30,833 What I want to know is, how we going to get to the next town? 317 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,670 I guess we'll walk. 318 00:27:36,235 --> 00:27:37,979 Well, James... 319 00:27:38,777 --> 00:27:40,816 If you need further assistance. 320 00:27:40,964 --> 00:27:43,565 Don't! Keep your money in your pocket. 321 00:27:43,742 --> 00:27:45,235 What's the idea? 322 00:27:45,353 --> 00:27:47,688 It's a shame to shill a stranger like that. 323 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,698 He's a pal. 324 00:27:49,846 --> 00:27:53,097 He helped you once, and now you want to take him for more. 325 00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:56,603 - I ain't trying to take him. - How will he get his money back? 326 00:27:56,721 --> 00:28:00,888 I got it. To show you I'm on the level, I'll tell you what I'll do. 327 00:28:01,095 --> 00:28:03,962 I'll let you take over the show, and manage it. 328 00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:07,539 But I know nothing whatever about show business. 329 00:28:07,657 --> 00:28:10,258 Who does? That's what makes it a great game. 330 00:28:10,411 --> 00:28:12,746 It's packed full of wallops. 331 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:16,027 It would be a broadening experience. 332 00:28:16,145 --> 00:28:17,091 You said it. 333 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:21,111 Running a show is one of the most broadening experiences there is. 334 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:25,872 Unfortunately I'm going to New York. My trunk is on the way. 335 00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,400 I have the solution. 336 00:28:31,652 --> 00:28:33,396 I'll go to New York. 337 00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:35,288 And take the show with me. 338 00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:38,303 You mean you'll put this in a Broadway theatre? 339 00:28:38,391 --> 00:28:40,992 Why not? It's excellent and I like it. 340 00:28:41,107 --> 00:28:43,294 Can you swing it? 341 00:28:43,501 --> 00:28:45,984 - Have you got the mazooma? - The what? 342 00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,437 The sugar. I mean the kale. 343 00:28:48,614 --> 00:28:51,186 - You know what kale is don't you? - Yes. 344 00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:54,230 Kale is a vegetable, resembling a cabbage. 345 00:28:54,547 --> 00:28:56,942 What I mean is, have you got the cush? 346 00:28:57,089 --> 00:29:00,873 The copeks... The Ooughday... The cartwheels. 347 00:29:01,168 --> 00:29:03,621 Can someone tell me what he's trying to say? 348 00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:06,813 He's asking if you've got enough money. 349 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:10,930 I don't know. I only have 750,000. 350 00:29:11,462 --> 00:29:14,683 750 grand? 351 00:29:14,831 --> 00:29:17,905 - Grand what? - Don't let's start it again. 352 00:29:18,329 --> 00:29:20,457 We'll embark on the first train in the morning. 353 00:29:23,619 --> 00:29:27,378 Don't pick that up in the middle. That's big time stuff you're handling. 354 00:29:27,525 --> 00:29:31,545 - Next dance, New York. - New York... what a town. 355 00:29:32,077 --> 00:29:34,593 Broadway... what a street. 356 00:29:34,829 --> 00:29:38,110 I've been waiting for years to get a crack at those Broadway bozos. 357 00:29:38,258 --> 00:29:40,234 And now I'm set. 358 00:29:43,185 --> 00:29:46,610 I know darn well I can do without Broadway 359 00:29:46,765 --> 00:29:49,870 But can Broadway do without me? 360 00:29:55,082 --> 00:29:56,734 The heart of the world 361 00:30:00,379 --> 00:30:03,925 And look after they take one flash at me in my adornment 362 00:30:04,058 --> 00:30:06,998 They'll know darn well I can do without Broadway 363 00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:09,553 But can Broadway do without me? 364 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:13,755 No, no! Can Broadway do without me? 365 00:30:14,173 --> 00:30:17,059 I'm sorry, it's out of the question. 366 00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:21,499 - Morning everybody. - James we've been waiting for you. 367 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:23,592 Mr. Rayburn has seen our entertainment. 368 00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:27,557 I have seen your show, but not your entertainment. 369 00:30:29,312 --> 00:30:31,294 - What does he mean? - He's kidding. 370 00:30:31,493 --> 00:30:33,938 I'm not kidding. Broadway stands for 371 00:30:34,114 --> 00:30:38,431 a lot of baloney, but will never digest a piece of tripe like this. 372 00:30:38,563 --> 00:30:43,200 - I don't understand. - I'll make myself perfectly clear. 373 00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:46,680 After 30 years of stage directing, this is the worst 374 00:30:46,856 --> 00:30:49,279 show I have ever seen! 375 00:30:49,422 --> 00:30:53,012 - I went over alright didn't I? - You'll be alright after 376 00:30:53,123 --> 00:30:55,678 I've toned you down and polished you up. 377 00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:58,728 I think James is exceedingly funny. 378 00:30:58,949 --> 00:31:01,812 Say, I killed them in Clay Center. 379 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,380 In New York it will probably be the reverse. 380 00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:07,682 - Are you incineratin' - Now wait a minute, 381 00:31:07,792 --> 00:31:10,700 I'm willing to take over this show. 382 00:31:10,898 --> 00:31:13,497 But it's got to be built up from nothing. 383 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,777 So we'll start with him. 384 00:31:15,865 --> 00:31:19,433 We've got to build and build and build. 385 00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:22,045 Till we put some sense into this thing. 386 00:31:22,178 --> 00:31:23,808 What about comedy? 387 00:31:25,922 --> 00:31:29,557 - We could take something from the Greek - What Greek? 388 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,819 - Aristophanes is very humorous. - I never caught his act. 389 00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:37,299 All the Greeks in New York. I'll take something from them. 390 00:31:37,475 --> 00:31:41,219 The Professor wants to take something from the Greeks. 391 00:31:41,372 --> 00:31:45,535 I think it's a great idea. We've had Chinese, Hawaiian, 392 00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:48,508 Shevershablokans, Why not the Greeks. 393 00:31:48,729 --> 00:31:52,517 Alright, alright. Now another thing, about the... 394 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:57,270 Miss Peets. I'm afraid Broadway is not quite ready for you. 395 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,366 Meaning of course... that I'm not quite ready for Broadway? 396 00:32:01,499 --> 00:32:03,327 I'm afraid you won't do. 397 00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:06,972 - Won't do what? - She won't do for this show. 398 00:32:07,236 --> 00:32:10,607 Her style of dancing went out with his jokes. 399 00:32:11,282 --> 00:32:16,348 - Miss Peets dances unusually well. - The audiences won't think so. 400 00:32:16,965 --> 00:32:19,916 He's right Professor. It's OK. 401 00:32:20,181 --> 00:32:22,163 - I'll bow out. - That the way to talk. 402 00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:24,779 That's not the way to talk. 403 00:32:24,933 --> 00:32:27,069 I insist you remain with us. 404 00:32:27,224 --> 00:32:29,713 In fact it was your artistry that decided me 405 00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:32,895 to give financial support to this company. 406 00:32:33,028 --> 00:32:34,746 You shall dance as planned. 407 00:32:34,922 --> 00:32:37,367 It's one of those things. 408 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:41,662 Why didn't you tell me in the first place? 409 00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:46,188 It's alright. It's all OK. I got you now. 410 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,451 It's alright with me. 411 00:32:54,426 --> 00:32:57,929 - Did he mean? - Yeah, it's an old Greek custom. 412 00:33:02,886 --> 00:33:04,890 Jimmy, just a minute. 413 00:33:10,110 --> 00:33:12,731 Don't you think we ought to give this thing up? 414 00:33:12,864 --> 00:33:16,140 - Give what up? - This show. We're not good enough for Broadway. 415 00:33:16,272 --> 00:33:19,973 Don't be funny. Everybody has to start and that's what we're doing. 416 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:22,660 We can't experiment with the Professor's money. 417 00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:26,217 - He's taking the chance, not us. - He's getting a kick out of this. 418 00:33:26,349 --> 00:33:29,257 He's having fun. suppose he lost 60,000? 419 00:33:29,367 --> 00:33:30,777 He's got 750,000. 420 00:33:31,382 --> 00:33:35,920 Miss Peets, Mr. Rayburn wishes you to report to the rehearsal hall. 421 00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:40,832 I have enlightened him. He has a keener appreciation of your dancing. 422 00:33:41,008 --> 00:33:42,946 Oh, Professor, you... 423 00:33:46,752 --> 00:33:48,757 Gee, you're sweet. 424 00:33:55,690 --> 00:33:57,386 What did she mean? 425 00:33:57,563 --> 00:34:00,712 There's something about you. Something about you. 426 00:34:05,902 --> 00:34:08,986 Where's the guy that's putting on this brawl? 427 00:34:09,845 --> 00:34:11,827 Who wants to know? 428 00:34:11,937 --> 00:34:15,439 Eleanor Espere, the personality girl. 429 00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:22,667 Miss Eleanor Espere, and personality. 430 00:34:23,371 --> 00:34:24,852 Send them both in. 431 00:34:30,138 --> 00:34:32,816 Get a load of that. Big time sex appeal. 432 00:34:33,574 --> 00:34:35,530 Is there any truth in what they say? 433 00:34:35,671 --> 00:34:38,173 There's a million dollars behind this show? 434 00:34:38,279 --> 00:34:42,111 - There is not. - I though so. The regular hooey. 435 00:34:42,693 --> 00:34:44,860 Only 750,000. 436 00:34:50,139 --> 00:34:51,954 Oh, Professor... 437 00:34:52,271 --> 00:34:55,249 I hope you'll excuse me for asking questions. 438 00:34:55,390 --> 00:34:58,747 But after all, a young girl has to know who she's working with. 439 00:34:59,081 --> 00:35:01,636 That's alright. 440 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:04,553 What Broadway show were you with last season? 441 00:35:04,641 --> 00:35:08,324 The Sunrise Supper Club. I put that saloon on its feet. 442 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:10,676 Made it New York's hottest nightspot. 443 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:14,447 And when I first went there, it was a speak easy. 444 00:35:15,262 --> 00:35:17,799 - Speak easy? - Yeah, speak easy. 445 00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:18,804 Speak easy. 446 00:35:19,896 --> 00:35:23,531 You have unconsciously committed a solecism. 447 00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:27,971 You should purify the verb and say: Speak easily. 448 00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:31,531 - Speak easily? - Speak easily. 449 00:35:31,637 --> 00:35:35,038 It's here. It's here! 450 00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:37,698 - Did something arrive? - I'll say it has. 451 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,791 The title for our show. SPEAK EASILY! 452 00:35:41,637 --> 00:35:44,209 - Pretty good. - What d'you mean, pretty good 453 00:35:44,395 --> 00:35:47,020 It's perfect. Speak Easily. 454 00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:49,670 Professor, to get back to me... 455 00:35:49,775 --> 00:35:53,000 - I've got everything. - Everything? 456 00:35:53,229 --> 00:35:57,282 I've got medals for acting, when I was at finishing school. 457 00:35:57,741 --> 00:36:00,014 What finishing school did you attend? 458 00:36:01,349 --> 00:36:03,904 - Notre Dame. - Notre Dame? 459 00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:07,609 Notre Dame is not co-educational. 460 00:36:09,028 --> 00:36:11,759 Well, I was very young. 461 00:36:11,971 --> 00:36:15,583 I can not only troupe, but I can wear them. 462 00:36:15,813 --> 00:36:18,491 - Wear 'em. - What I mean is tights. 463 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,971 You know, I got legs. 464 00:36:23,843 --> 00:36:25,447 I assumed as much. 465 00:36:26,381 --> 00:36:30,127 Assume nothing. Get an eyeful of this. 466 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:32,435 Sign her up Professor. 467 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,211 Don't let her get away. She's great I tell you. 468 00:36:35,304 --> 00:36:37,540 - If you'd see this gal... - Well? 469 00:36:43,815 --> 00:36:45,846 Come on down! 470 00:36:46,256 --> 00:36:48,045 Come on down, fast. 471 00:36:48,401 --> 00:36:52,333 Down there. Throw your leg out. Have you all got rheumatism? 472 00:36:55,277 --> 00:36:57,047 What's the matter with you? 473 00:36:58,152 --> 00:37:00,537 Go back up and keep time. 474 00:37:02,866 --> 00:37:04,674 What a day! What a day! 475 00:37:04,907 --> 00:37:06,715 For a walk in Somnia. 476 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,298 Never mind that. 477 00:37:08,391 --> 00:37:10,795 What about the music for the rowing number? 478 00:37:10,925 --> 00:37:13,124 The rowing number? 479 00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,222 I wrote that this morning. Get a load of this melody. 480 00:37:29,894 --> 00:37:32,521 - You wrote that this morning? - Yeah. 481 00:37:32,670 --> 00:37:34,739 It's something they remember. 482 00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:37,254 I remember it already. 483 00:37:38,205 --> 00:37:41,298 You know, they come out of the theatre whistling that tune. 484 00:37:41,391 --> 00:37:43,925 They'll go into the theatre whistling it. 485 00:37:44,894 --> 00:37:47,819 It is slightly reminiscent of Singing in the Rain. 486 00:37:47,913 --> 00:37:49,981 No! This is different. 487 00:37:51,993 --> 00:37:54,359 Well, Professor? - The song is very good, 488 00:37:54,508 --> 00:37:56,521 But the dance is anachronistic. 489 00:37:56,614 --> 00:37:57,695 A-what? 490 00:37:57,825 --> 00:38:00,788 The postures and movements are not early Greek. 491 00:38:00,881 --> 00:38:01,943 No? 492 00:38:02,092 --> 00:38:05,036 I will show you the dance as performed in Athens. 493 00:38:05,539 --> 00:38:07,403 Young ladies... 494 00:38:10,794 --> 00:38:12,508 Now follow me. 495 00:38:26,631 --> 00:38:28,681 It's here! It's here! 496 00:38:30,134 --> 00:38:32,203 Has something arrived? 497 00:38:32,314 --> 00:38:36,023 I'll say it has. A tune... A melody. 498 00:38:36,209 --> 00:38:39,507 Professor, you're marvelous. You inspire me. 499 00:38:39,637 --> 00:38:42,078 This tune came from the depths of my soul. 500 00:38:42,172 --> 00:38:44,109 Get a load of this. 501 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,917 - We can't consider it. - Why? 502 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:54,078 That's Oh Susanna. 503 00:38:54,451 --> 00:38:56,519 Not after I've finished with it. 504 00:38:57,917 --> 00:39:01,159 - That's plagiarism. - No. That's Speak Easily. 505 00:39:01,308 --> 00:39:03,786 The theme song for our show. 506 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:08,911 Just a minute Jamie. I think I know what the Professor wants. 507 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,724 Doesn't it go something like this? 508 00:39:14,091 --> 00:39:17,594 That's it, But there should be more sinuosity of the hips. 509 00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:19,178 Such as... 510 00:39:19,718 --> 00:39:21,675 You mean like this. 511 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:33,141 Now that is authentic. 512 00:39:33,290 --> 00:39:36,588 But it would be more authentic if you were in the nude. 513 00:39:39,495 --> 00:39:41,601 That's out. No nudes. 514 00:39:41,743 --> 00:39:44,222 But James... It was done so in Athens. 515 00:39:44,706 --> 00:39:48,097 They might get away with that in Athens. That's a college town. 516 00:39:48,246 --> 00:39:52,439 I can do the dance for you, and I've got just the costume. 517 00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:55,458 A little bit here, and the beads there. In my dressing room. 518 00:39:55,551 --> 00:39:58,774 Come and I'll show it to you. The darlingest thing... 519 00:39:58,905 --> 00:40:01,830 There's not very much to it you know... 520 00:40:01,961 --> 00:40:04,402 A few beads right there. 521 00:40:05,874 --> 00:40:07,588 Right this way. 522 00:40:10,812 --> 00:40:14,669 I've been wanting to talk to you for a long, long time. 523 00:40:16,793 --> 00:40:19,029 We should have some place where we can... 524 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,681 Get together and talk things over. 525 00:40:22,961 --> 00:40:25,868 We already have such a place. My office. 526 00:40:29,809 --> 00:40:33,256 Don't be sill. And I was thinking. 527 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,448 I would give you the key to my apartment. 528 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,343 So when you felt like it, you could run up and we could... 529 00:40:41,622 --> 00:40:43,653 Have a cup of tea. 530 00:40:44,231 --> 00:40:47,883 Very well. If I should ever feel the need of a cup of tea. 531 00:40:51,622 --> 00:40:54,566 Of course I won't be able to pay for the rent. 532 00:40:54,697 --> 00:40:57,939 At the start, that is until the show opens. 533 00:40:58,088 --> 00:41:02,950 But, if I were to send you the bill, you�d take care of it, wouldn't you? 534 00:41:04,124 --> 00:41:05,428 That's customary? 535 00:41:05,503 --> 00:41:08,335 Alright everybody. Out for the trio. 536 00:41:46,102 --> 00:41:49,121 - Professor? - Good afternoon. 537 00:41:49,363 --> 00:41:51,897 What have you been doing with that Espere girl? 538 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,813 We had a business conference. 539 00:41:53,943 --> 00:41:56,142 Pertaining to the rental of her apartment. 540 00:41:56,254 --> 00:41:59,198 - Did she ask you to pay her rent? - Yes. 541 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:04,109 Something I'd neglected to do. I didn't know it was customary. 542 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:08,767 You come inside a minute. I want to talk to you. 543 00:42:16,565 --> 00:42:18,745 She kissed you didn't she? 544 00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:22,640 Oh yes. She's a very appreciative girl. 545 00:42:22,863 --> 00:42:24,764 Did you kiss her back. 546 00:42:25,006 --> 00:42:27,615 - Kiss her back? - You know what I mean. 547 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:29,907 Did you return her kiss? 548 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:33,870 - No, is that customary? - Oh, never mind. 549 00:42:34,298 --> 00:42:36,274 What else did she do? 550 00:42:37,410 --> 00:42:40,112 She generously gave me the key to her apartment. 551 00:42:40,294 --> 00:42:42,399 Oh, she did? 552 00:42:42,586 --> 00:42:46,275 One would hardly expect such hospitality in a big city. 553 00:42:47,785 --> 00:42:50,859 Don't you understand what she means? 554 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:53,654 Oh yes... She told me. 555 00:42:53,934 --> 00:42:57,716 Any time I come to her apartment, I can have a cup of tea. 556 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:00,101 I'll tell you what you do Timsy. 557 00:43:00,213 --> 00:43:05,151 Any time you want a cup of tea, you come to my apartment. 558 00:43:06,882 --> 00:43:08,317 Dyou know? 559 00:43:08,466 --> 00:43:10,273 I prefer cocoa. 560 00:43:17,802 --> 00:43:19,479 Come in Timmy. 561 00:43:19,591 --> 00:43:21,324 Make yourself right at home. 562 00:43:21,493 --> 00:43:23,004 Oh, Marie! 563 00:43:23,322 --> 00:43:24,684 Marie! 564 00:43:26,890 --> 00:43:29,746 Oh dear. Those servants. You just can't keep them. 565 00:43:29,876 --> 00:43:32,508 You don't mind if I do this myself do you? 566 00:43:43,225 --> 00:43:45,296 Come Timmy. Come, come. 567 00:43:45,455 --> 00:43:47,862 I'll take your hat and umbrella. 568 00:43:49,225 --> 00:43:50,811 Oh, your coat. 569 00:43:55,802 --> 00:43:57,351 Now sit down. 570 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:03,953 While we're waiting for my brother, we'll have a talk. 571 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:06,845 A real intelligent talk. 572 00:44:06,915 --> 00:44:09,117 Because I've got a mind. 573 00:44:09,267 --> 00:44:11,263 - Yes? - Oh yes. 574 00:44:11,487 --> 00:44:14,249 I can hold the interest of a man like you. 575 00:44:15,724 --> 00:44:17,254 Tell me Timmy... 576 00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:19,557 Have you ever seriously thought of... 577 00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:20,975 Marriage? 578 00:44:21,703 --> 00:44:23,028 Yes. 579 00:44:23,775 --> 00:44:25,585 That's why I'm single. 580 00:44:28,173 --> 00:44:31,029 Well, supposing we have a nice little drink. 581 00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:33,138 Thank you. I never drink. 582 00:44:33,641 --> 00:44:37,187 I know. but a little Tom Collins won't hurt you. 583 00:44:39,133 --> 00:44:41,036 What is the nature of this... 584 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:42,660 Thomas Collins? 585 00:44:43,593 --> 00:44:46,915 Sort of like lemonade, only it's made from limes and... 586 00:44:47,064 --> 00:44:48,902 And a dash of that and that. 587 00:44:48,996 --> 00:44:51,496 Like a fruit compo, you know? 588 00:44:52,859 --> 00:44:54,315 Very nice. 589 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,286 Sort of radiates a glow. 590 00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:05,653 And that's what you need. A glow. 591 00:45:16,952 --> 00:45:19,490 Now, I'll slip into something more comfortable. 592 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:21,636 And I'll be right back! 593 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:25,686 No, no, no. You stay right here. 594 00:45:28,356 --> 00:45:31,398 I won't be a moment. 595 00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:39,680 Toodle-ooo! 596 00:46:37,683 --> 00:46:40,034 I'm back again Timmy. 597 00:46:41,617 --> 00:46:43,128 Going to take a bath? 598 00:46:44,509 --> 00:46:47,589 You can crack wise can't you? 599 00:47:00,165 --> 00:47:03,001 I compounded a little drink for you. 600 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:10,525 Here's to you and me, Professor. 601 00:47:30,533 --> 00:47:32,306 Ah, honey! 602 00:47:32,549 --> 00:47:36,785 I'm gonna pass out any minute, Timmy. Any minute. 603 00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:39,473 Drape your arms around me honey. 604 00:47:39,587 --> 00:47:41,807 And give a great big hug. 605 00:47:41,882 --> 00:47:44,700 - I don't understand you. - No? 606 00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:47,716 Well, it goes something like this. 607 00:47:47,828 --> 00:47:49,358 How was it? 608 00:47:50,945 --> 00:47:52,904 Oh no. You don't want those on. 609 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:56,292 Must never kiss someone with glasses, honey. 610 00:47:56,758 --> 00:47:59,184 Take a big, deep breath. 611 00:48:01,307 --> 00:48:03,005 Honey! 612 00:48:08,548 --> 00:48:11,739 - Everything's alright now. - I don't understand you. 613 00:48:13,279 --> 00:48:16,097 You'll pay the rent, won't you honey? 614 00:48:16,349 --> 00:48:18,868 - Rent? - Yes... the rent. 615 00:48:19,279 --> 00:48:22,713 You and I get around to it, when we'll be married. 616 00:48:22,839 --> 00:48:24,462 Most certainly not. 617 00:48:24,803 --> 00:48:27,658 Oh, Timmy! 618 00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:36,247 Now wait, now wait. 619 00:48:36,415 --> 00:48:38,822 Miss... Miss Espere. 620 00:48:39,494 --> 00:48:42,331 You... you... gotta go home. 621 00:48:48,972 --> 00:48:51,622 Timmy, I've lost my Timmy. 622 00:48:52,424 --> 00:48:55,056 Oh, there you are. 623 00:48:58,506 --> 00:49:01,361 Wait a minute honey. Little Nellie will help you. 624 00:49:04,590 --> 00:49:06,027 Wait a minute. 625 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,735 Help me up. Oh, for goodness sake. 626 00:49:17,174 --> 00:49:20,048 I know, you're behind the couch. 627 00:49:21,261 --> 00:49:22,810 Come on! 628 00:49:24,172 --> 00:49:26,356 There you are. 629 00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:04,766 Horsey, horsey, horsey. 630 00:50:12,797 --> 00:50:14,439 Timmy, let's play horsey. 631 00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,998 It's awful good to have had you. 632 00:50:26,939 --> 00:50:28,973 You go right straight home. 633 00:50:29,989 --> 00:50:32,677 - Right straight home. - I'll see you tomorrow. 634 00:50:34,412 --> 00:50:35,719 Goodnight. 635 00:51:56,592 --> 00:51:57,917 Honest, ain't it a wow? 636 00:51:58,384 --> 00:52:01,052 Jimmy Dodge and Pansy Peets on Broadway. 637 00:52:01,258 --> 00:52:04,393 Kid, I always said, we'd get where we belong. 638 00:52:04,742 --> 00:52:07,019 Gee, Jimmy, I'm all trembling. 639 00:52:07,205 --> 00:52:08,997 It don't seem possible. 640 00:52:09,090 --> 00:52:11,796 That's a swell profile of me ain't it? 641 00:52:15,884 --> 00:52:18,777 Yes Jimmy, it is. Every inch of it. 642 00:52:19,449 --> 00:52:22,453 The whole thing seems like a dream. 643 00:52:23,088 --> 00:52:25,495 - I hope nothing happens. - There you go! 644 00:52:25,723 --> 00:52:27,832 You dames are always looking for trouble. 645 00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:29,642 What could happen? 646 00:52:29,754 --> 00:52:31,825 Is Professor Post here? 647 00:52:33,169 --> 00:52:35,446 We're waiting for him ourselves. 648 00:52:35,498 --> 00:52:37,719 - Who are you? - I'm from his lawyer's office. 649 00:52:37,831 --> 00:52:40,612 - I must see the Professor right away. - What about? 650 00:52:40,854 --> 00:52:44,689 About a mythical inheritance of $750,000. 651 00:52:44,894 --> 00:52:45,939 Mythical? 652 00:52:48,328 --> 00:52:50,717 - What's that? - Mythical is something that doesn't exist. 653 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:53,712 You mean the $750,000 that the Professor's got? 654 00:52:53,843 --> 00:52:56,120 - He hasn't got? - That's just what I mean. 655 00:52:56,269 --> 00:52:58,844 We've mae a complete investigation. 656 00:52:58,975 --> 00:53:01,299 And he hasn't got a dime. 657 00:53:03,072 --> 00:53:06,785 Gee, Mister. You sure brought us some sweet news. 658 00:53:07,237 --> 00:53:10,671 - And we're opening tonight. - You mean you were opening tonight. 659 00:53:10,801 --> 00:53:13,153 We've got the Professor in an awful fix. 660 00:53:13,236 --> 00:53:15,830 Since this morning, we've been bombarded by people 661 00:53:15,905 --> 00:53:19,031 trying to collect for scenery, shoes, costumes. 662 00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:22,012 Listen, if the Professor's broke there's only one chance 663 00:53:22,124 --> 00:53:23,748 for people to get their dough. 664 00:53:23,860 --> 00:53:27,640 Let the show open. it's bound to click. Then we can pay off. 665 00:53:27,714 --> 00:53:29,730 Can't you do something? 666 00:53:29,823 --> 00:53:33,556 You know. Stall them off until after opening night. 667 00:53:33,770 --> 00:53:35,189 There's only one chance. 668 00:53:35,357 --> 00:53:37,447 Get the Professor out of the state immediately. 669 00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:40,209 - Tell him to go to Jersey. - I'll do it. 670 00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:42,473 Remember, if he shows up tonight, 671 00:53:42,604 --> 00:53:47,251 somebody'll slap an attachment on him and the curtain never will go up. 672 00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:51,123 I knew it couldn't happen. 673 00:53:51,534 --> 00:53:53,960 It was too wonderful. 674 00:53:54,352 --> 00:53:57,235 - Poor Professor. - I wonder where he is. 675 00:53:57,328 --> 00:54:00,781 I went by the hotel and he hasn't been home all night. 676 00:54:00,884 --> 00:54:02,059 Good heavens! 677 00:54:02,209 --> 00:54:05,587 - I bet he went for that cup of tea. - Cup of tea? 678 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,788 Jimmy, he's with that Espere woman. He's been there all night. 679 00:54:09,993 --> 00:54:11,915 I'll get him. Buck up, kid. 680 00:54:12,102 --> 00:54:13,520 I'll get the Professor. 681 00:54:13,614 --> 00:54:17,029 He'll get Jersey, And Broadway will get us! 682 00:55:19,870 --> 00:55:22,016 What are you doing here? 683 00:55:23,968 --> 00:55:25,405 I remember! 684 00:55:25,536 --> 00:55:27,869 You spiked my drink last night. 685 00:55:28,018 --> 00:55:29,642 What happened after that? 686 00:55:30,687 --> 00:55:34,205 - I don't know. - Oh, it's terrible. 687 00:55:34,335 --> 00:55:35,492 Terrible! 688 00:55:35,604 --> 00:55:39,925 After a girl loses her reputation, she's hardly got anything left. 689 00:55:40,354 --> 00:55:43,788 - What are you going to do? - I could apologize. 690 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:47,779 Oh, Timmy. Do you remember saying last night... 691 00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:50,279 That if a gentleman compromised a lady, 692 00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:52,892 that he had ought to marry her. 693 00:55:56,044 --> 00:55:58,881 It's my brother. What are we going to do? 694 00:55:59,683 --> 00:56:02,949 - Maybe I could apologize to him. - What are we going to do? 695 00:56:03,043 --> 00:56:05,954 What are we going to do? Get in here quick. 696 00:56:06,505 --> 00:56:08,725 Quick, get in the bathroom. 697 00:56:26,367 --> 00:56:28,140 Where's that man? - What man? 698 00:56:28,196 --> 00:56:31,368 Don't stall, Nell. There's a man been here all night. 699 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,731 Oh, Nell! 700 00:56:35,455 --> 00:56:37,359 What would mother say? 701 00:56:37,807 --> 00:56:40,028 I didn't think you were that kind of a girl. 702 00:56:40,149 --> 00:56:44,087 I've always acted like a lady, but when a gentleman spikes your drink... 703 00:56:44,236 --> 00:56:47,446 Well? What are you going to do? 704 00:56:51,753 --> 00:56:52,985 James! 705 00:56:54,888 --> 00:56:57,016 No, no. You mustn't. 706 00:56:57,762 --> 00:56:59,227 Come out! 707 00:56:59,414 --> 00:57:02,269 If you don't come out before I count three, I'll shoot. 708 00:57:02,362 --> 00:57:04,098 One... Two... 709 00:57:04,303 --> 00:57:05,442 Three! 710 00:57:06,538 --> 00:57:08,964 Put that gun away. Don't shoot! 711 00:57:09,224 --> 00:57:11,855 I'll marry her. Nell! 712 00:57:14,412 --> 00:57:17,156 - Who are you? - I'm a gentleman with scruples. 713 00:57:17,361 --> 00:57:19,451 And I'll marry her. Nell! 714 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,112 Shut up! 715 00:57:21,261 --> 00:57:24,229 Say, who's making this sacrifice, you or me? 716 00:57:24,359 --> 00:57:27,383 What right have you got, to interfere with this girl's happiness? 717 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:29,823 Honey... Take all of me! 718 00:58:18,151 --> 00:58:20,391 Anything for Mr. Hancock? 719 00:58:20,577 --> 00:58:22,649 - There you are. - Thank you. 720 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:25,812 Mrs. Morris' reservation. Three. 721 00:58:26,092 --> 00:58:30,478 - If you prefer it, I'll go. - That's great. Come on, get in. 722 00:58:35,184 --> 00:58:38,226 - I'll see you later, at the theatre. - Yeah. 723 00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:40,727 See you later at the theatre. 724 00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:44,647 - Take him to Jersey and keep him there. - OK. 725 00:58:44,890 --> 00:58:46,775 Go ahead. Step on it. 726 00:58:55,466 --> 00:58:58,209 Why isn't somebody here to help me? 727 00:58:58,377 --> 00:59:00,108 Reno, where are you? 728 00:59:00,201 --> 00:59:02,068 Put it over there will you. 729 00:59:02,609 --> 00:59:04,811 Where's that gadget you promised me? 730 00:59:04,932 --> 00:59:07,732 That gimmick, that magoo? 731 00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:09,822 I've got it Mr. Rayburn. 732 00:59:09,887 --> 00:59:13,209 Round masking piece. Bring it here where it belongs. 733 00:59:13,377 --> 00:59:15,897 Stay around where I can find you. 734 00:59:16,203 --> 00:59:18,778 - What's the matter? - I haven't got my thing. 735 00:59:18,909 --> 00:59:21,764 - My thing. - What is it? I'm not a mind reader. 736 00:59:24,428 --> 00:59:27,246 Tell me... Reno, where are you? 737 00:59:27,433 --> 00:59:30,148 - Yes? - Take this guy and find his thing. 738 00:59:30,241 --> 00:59:31,287 Whatever... 739 00:59:35,794 --> 00:59:37,922 Have you seen my dressing room? 740 00:59:38,062 --> 00:59:39,485 What's the matter with it? 741 00:59:39,601 --> 00:59:41,818 Take a look at it, and then ask me! 742 00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:43,964 Am I supposed to rebuild the theatre? 743 00:59:44,097 --> 00:59:46,639 How do you expect me to keep my nerves? 744 00:59:46,709 --> 00:59:48,996 People on this side, people on that! 745 00:59:49,089 --> 00:59:51,142 And me giving a performance tonight! 746 00:59:51,398 --> 00:59:53,801 You have got the best dressing room... 747 00:59:53,976 --> 00:59:55,726 Reno, where are you? 748 00:59:55,889 --> 00:59:58,082 Give Miss Espere the star room. 749 00:59:58,339 --> 01:00:01,628 The star room, don't forget. 750 01:00:06,339 --> 01:00:09,278 Oh boy, they�re pouring in. 751 01:00:14,665 --> 01:00:17,674 - It looks like a sellout. - If we give a smooth performance. 752 01:00:17,907 --> 01:00:20,380 - The show might get by. - Sure we will. 753 01:00:22,830 --> 01:00:26,714 Who's that flat footed guy with the derby on? 754 01:00:29,601 --> 01:00:33,940 I knew something was going to happen. But I'll take care of him. 755 01:00:37,502 --> 01:00:40,535 - Were you wanting something? - Where's the manager? 756 01:00:40,768 --> 01:00:43,194 - How do I know? - You better find him. 757 01:00:43,311 --> 01:00:47,580 Here's an attachment. Joint action. Amount $10,000. 758 01:00:47,883 --> 01:00:50,905 $10,000? A mere bagatelle. 759 01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:54,754 Professor Post will pay when he gets here if you'll wait. 760 01:00:54,871 --> 01:00:56,364 I ain't waiting. 761 01:00:56,550 --> 01:00:59,933 I've got an injunction and I'm going to close this show. 762 01:01:00,108 --> 01:01:03,607 Yeah, I know. But you can't serve that paper on me. 763 01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:06,943 - You've got to serve it on the owner. - That's what I'm asking. 764 01:01:07,036 --> 01:01:10,116 - Where's the owner? - He'll be here. 765 01:01:10,247 --> 01:01:13,792 Here's a nice chair. Just sit down and rest your... 766 01:01:13,932 --> 01:01:15,145 Feet. 767 01:01:25,965 --> 01:01:27,318 Don't hold me. 768 01:01:27,411 --> 01:01:32,473 - We've got to start the show, or it'll stop before we start. - What's wrong? 769 01:01:32,841 --> 01:01:34,637 It's the law. 770 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:38,579 Dear me. Right back where we were in Bidges Swift. 771 01:01:38,807 --> 01:01:42,493 Keep your equilibrium. He's got to serve the Professor... 772 01:01:42,679 --> 01:01:45,420 And the Professor is in dear old Jersey. 773 01:01:46,727 --> 01:01:50,716 I told you girls to stay off that piano. 774 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:04,135 Leave the pinochle games alone. We've got work 775 01:02:04,342 --> 01:02:06,838 Please clear the stage. 776 01:02:19,709 --> 01:02:22,905 Why don't you show somebody where to put that thing? 777 01:02:23,558 --> 01:02:25,914 I want to congratulate you... 778 01:02:33,519 --> 01:02:35,176 Get over there will ya. 779 01:02:36,272 --> 01:02:38,698 Where's that other guy? Hurry up. 780 01:02:43,066 --> 01:02:46,169 You've bungled my thing. Bungled my thing. 781 01:02:46,402 --> 01:02:49,493 I cannot do my jump. My prop is not here to... 782 01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:09,466 - I bet your... - Cmon we're late. We gotta get going. 783 01:03:11,409 --> 01:03:13,555 It's all over now. 784 01:03:13,649 --> 01:03:18,361 - Why didn't you stay where you were? - James, James. Control yourself. 785 01:03:18,944 --> 01:03:21,604 I was with an ill informed taxi man. 786 01:03:21,773 --> 01:03:24,503 Who took me to a tunnel, underneath the Hudson river. 787 01:03:24,619 --> 01:03:29,145 I realized immediately, he was not familiar with the geography of the city. 788 01:03:33,367 --> 01:03:35,024 That man... 789 01:03:35,216 --> 01:03:38,412 I will not permit strangers backstage. I'll eject him immediately. 790 01:03:38,645 --> 01:03:41,911 No, no. Come on. 791 01:03:42,868 --> 01:03:44,384 Get in there. 792 01:03:54,939 --> 01:03:56,572 Piano! 793 01:04:00,794 --> 01:04:02,987 Say, I've gotta have action. 794 01:04:03,174 --> 01:04:08,026 - Where this boss of yours. - He'll be here any minute, just wait. 795 01:04:10,739 --> 01:04:13,492 What kind of a guy is he? 796 01:04:13,679 --> 01:04:16,851 Tall man, blond, dark glasses. 797 01:04:17,061 --> 01:04:20,257 Walks with a limp. He's got a wooden leg. 798 01:04:25,888 --> 01:04:29,037 Get out of my way. What are you doing here? 799 01:04:29,177 --> 01:04:31,230 I told the Professor to fire you. 800 01:04:31,346 --> 01:04:34,309 I'm warning you. You leave the Professor alone. 801 01:04:36,185 --> 01:04:38,098 We're going to be married. 802 01:04:38,238 --> 01:04:40,921 If I knew you weren't lying, I'd take your silly head off. 803 01:04:41,130 --> 01:04:43,813 - I'll do it anyway. - Stop it you little fool. 804 01:04:46,053 --> 01:04:47,779 She's gone crazy. 805 01:04:48,117 --> 01:04:52,200 - Miss Pansy. - You little nitwit you! 806 01:04:57,251 --> 01:04:59,374 Be on your toes. 807 01:04:59,538 --> 01:05:02,710 Alright. Flash them! Scene away. 808 01:05:06,597 --> 01:05:10,447 I want to know what happened last night and what that woman means to you? 809 01:05:10,610 --> 01:05:12,663 Many things happened last night. 810 01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:15,751 That woman means absolutely nothing to me. 811 01:05:15,938 --> 01:05:17,571 You're not going to marry her? 812 01:05:17,734 --> 01:05:20,417 - Certainly not. - Oh, Timsy! 813 01:05:31,642 --> 01:05:33,639 You're on the stage. 814 01:05:56,273 --> 01:05:57,934 Ladies and gentlemen! 815 01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,987 As Lord Chesterfield said... 816 01:06:00,099 --> 01:06:03,067 An honest heir is to be pitied and not ridiculed. 817 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:10,871 He's ruining the play. Bring down the curtain. 818 01:06:10,965 --> 01:06:13,316 Bring down nothing. Keep away from the curtain. 819 01:06:13,465 --> 01:06:16,894 - Can't you hear them laugh? - Of course. They're kidding the show. 820 01:06:16,988 --> 01:06:20,141 They're not kidding. They think the Prof is part of the show. 821 01:06:20,235 --> 01:06:21,840 Now young ladies. 822 01:06:21,933 --> 01:06:25,404 Just line up for the part, where we do this. 823 01:06:25,628 --> 01:06:27,140 Just continue. 824 01:06:37,468 --> 01:06:38,979 Get that piano on. 825 01:06:39,287 --> 01:06:41,725 Due to my unfamiliarity with stage procedure 826 01:06:41,876 --> 01:06:46,880 there has been a slight departure from routine in this part of the entertainment. 827 01:06:48,292 --> 01:06:50,905 With your kind indulgence, we will continue. 828 01:07:04,887 --> 01:07:06,333 James will entertain you. 829 01:07:10,719 --> 01:07:13,985 Why is it wherever I go, someone always picks on me? 830 01:07:14,102 --> 01:07:16,784 What's the psychology of that? 831 01:07:16,926 --> 01:07:20,495 Only this morning I took a walk with my family of 10 children, 832 01:07:20,612 --> 01:07:23,365 When a cop comes up to me and says under arrest. 833 01:07:23,505 --> 01:07:25,418 I said: For what? I didn't do nothing. 834 01:07:25,511 --> 01:07:30,037 He said: You must have done something with that crowd following you. 835 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:31,657 And that's not all. 836 01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:35,740 Why am I always snubbed? By pretty girls and debutantees. 837 01:07:35,996 --> 01:07:37,326 I know I'm not good looking. 838 01:07:37,489 --> 01:07:40,918 But what's my opinion against thousands of others. 839 01:07:41,904 --> 01:07:43,700 And to add to my humiliation 840 01:07:43,864 --> 01:07:47,316 Last night I went into a drug store to get a drink of pop 841 01:07:47,433 --> 01:07:49,486 when out of a clear sky for nothing 842 01:07:49,602 --> 01:07:51,818 A guy hits me on the head with a bottle. 843 01:07:51,912 --> 01:07:53,918 And says: Consider yourself launched. 844 01:07:55,078 --> 01:07:57,131 Was I amazed! 845 01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:01,820 Look, Professor. You've got to keep off that stage. 846 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,410 I was only trying to repair the damage I had done. 847 01:08:04,561 --> 01:08:07,267 Keep off that stage. Get me? 848 01:08:08,737 --> 01:08:10,697 I shall do my duty as I see it. 849 01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:14,056 If you dare to interfere, I shall expel you. 850 01:08:57,599 --> 01:08:59,115 Reno, Reno... 851 01:09:00,019 --> 01:09:02,142 Get me some bubbles quick. Hurry up. 852 01:09:02,282 --> 01:09:05,012 Never in 30 years of the theatre. 853 01:09:09,036 --> 01:09:10,995 Hurry up with those bubbles. 854 01:09:26,112 --> 01:09:28,305 Professor, I've asked, now I'm telling you. 855 01:09:28,422 --> 01:09:30,988 Keep off that stage. 856 01:09:39,836 --> 01:09:43,756 Get out there and do something. I don't care what you steal. 857 01:09:43,872 --> 01:09:46,228 I steal nothing. Originality, personality. 858 01:09:46,380 --> 01:09:50,042 - and unction, that's me. - Get out there and do it. 859 01:09:55,011 --> 01:09:58,254 What are you doing, coming out here and spoiling my act? 860 01:09:58,355 --> 01:10:02,251 My public! My dignity! 861 01:10:04,047 --> 01:10:08,036 Miss Espere. Maybe you can tell me? Where is my thing? 862 01:10:10,532 --> 01:10:12,865 Give me a bubble, quick. 863 01:11:21,554 --> 01:11:24,680 Send the girls on for the chorus number. 864 01:11:29,182 --> 01:11:31,865 Stand by to give James a bubble. 865 01:11:39,798 --> 01:11:42,714 Hurry up. Get out there quick. 866 01:11:42,830 --> 01:11:44,393 Formation! 867 01:11:49,619 --> 01:11:52,698 No, no, no. Retire! Retire! 868 01:11:55,734 --> 01:11:58,603 You lose my thing. You gotta find my thing! 869 01:12:10,006 --> 01:12:12,712 It's a mad house! They're crazy! 870 01:12:12,898 --> 01:12:14,811 I'm crazy. 871 01:12:15,045 --> 01:12:17,377 Give me that snow. If they want snow... 872 01:12:28,459 --> 01:12:30,862 - Stay off... - I don't care. 873 01:12:46,804 --> 01:12:49,814 Say, who's the owner of this show? 874 01:12:50,350 --> 01:12:51,657 I am. 875 01:12:55,202 --> 01:12:58,912 You're great. You've got a funny comeback for everything. 876 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:03,512 I've caught a lot of comedians, 877 01:13:03,675 --> 01:13:07,571 But you were the funniest close I've ever seen. 878 01:13:26,412 --> 01:13:29,771 I've got to get the Professor off this stage. 879 01:13:29,981 --> 01:13:32,640 What do you suggest, Reno? 880 01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:35,883 We could put him up in the fly gallery. 881 01:13:37,586 --> 01:13:39,592 It's a great idea. 882 01:13:40,928 --> 01:13:44,147 I want to be sure you get a good view of this bicycle race. 883 01:13:44,287 --> 01:13:48,579 - We want to get your reaction. - I want you up in the flies 884 01:13:49,046 --> 01:13:51,169 You want me up in the flies? 885 01:13:51,330 --> 01:13:54,269 I'm already well up in domestic insects, 886 01:13:54,456 --> 01:13:57,629 No! I want you up in the fly gallery. 887 01:13:57,885 --> 01:14:02,061 I want you to get an uninterrupted view of all that goes on. 888 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:05,910 - That's very thoughtful. - I just thought of it. 889 01:14:06,049 --> 01:14:09,411 Just like Mr. Rayburn. Always giving someone else a break. 890 01:14:09,665 --> 01:14:12,380 Right up there. 891 01:14:12,719 --> 01:14:14,971 Tie him to something. 892 01:14:20,934 --> 01:14:25,006 Not up there. You'll get dizzy in those high altitudes. 893 01:14:25,176 --> 01:14:27,335 Hang on now. 894 01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:30,852 What are you doing here? 895 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:35,642 Where's Jimmy, where's Espere? 896 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,563 He can't win. He can't win. 897 01:14:44,903 --> 01:14:47,803 Father, father! You must win. 898 01:14:49,013 --> 01:14:50,803 Faster, Charlie. 899 01:14:51,223 --> 01:14:52,797 Father! 900 01:15:08,111 --> 01:15:09,746 Stop the motor! 901 01:15:16,206 --> 01:15:18,705 He'll kill himself... 902 01:15:18,921 --> 01:15:22,530 Stop the motor. What the matter? 903 01:15:30,801 --> 01:15:34,194 I told you to tie him up there. What's wrong with you? 904 01:15:40,553 --> 01:15:42,744 He's ruined my act! 905 01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:17,131 There has been a slight departure from the routine... 906 01:16:17,933 --> 01:16:20,093 this section of the entertainment. 907 01:16:25,436 --> 01:16:29,446 - What d'you want me to do? - Walk on your hands. I don't care. 908 01:16:29,595 --> 01:16:32,217 Remember, I'm an artist. 909 01:16:32,834 --> 01:16:36,243 Due to a few mishaps, there has been a... 910 01:16:36,489 --> 01:16:38,988 a slight delay in our performance. 911 01:16:39,173 --> 01:16:43,153 But now that we are well organized, we will continue... 912 01:16:49,509 --> 01:16:51,545 Here he comes! 913 01:17:04,753 --> 01:17:08,856 - Why can't they stop that cyclorama? - They broke the main shaft. 914 01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:21,322 Shoot him. They'll think it's part of the show. 915 01:17:49,185 --> 01:17:51,344 Ladies and gentlemen... 916 01:17:56,881 --> 01:18:00,428 - What a night! - Listen. They're still applauding. 917 01:18:00,799 --> 01:18:02,742 It's a smash hit. 918 01:18:02,865 --> 01:18:05,133 Listen Rayburn, you've double crossed me. 919 01:18:05,287 --> 01:18:07,423 Why didn't you show me this at the rehearsals? 920 01:18:07,577 --> 01:18:10,045 Why not tell me the Professor was a comedian? 921 01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:12,421 - Where is Post? - Out there somewhere. 922 01:18:15,101 --> 01:18:18,094 Didn't I tell you we'd knock them dead? 923 01:18:18,248 --> 01:18:21,086 Mr. Billing is looking for you Professor Post. 924 01:18:21,271 --> 01:18:24,232 What d'you mean? Is this Post? 925 01:18:24,402 --> 01:18:26,963 Why didn't you say? I've been looking for him all night. 926 01:18:27,155 --> 01:18:30,826 - Are you T D Post? - Yes. 927 01:18:31,135 --> 01:18:33,387 What d'ya mean a tall guy? 928 01:18:33,571 --> 01:18:37,397 Can I help it if he shrinks from process servers? 929 01:18:37,551 --> 01:18:41,253 What about this injunction? $10,000 in costs. Will you settle it? 930 01:18:41,435 --> 01:18:43,843 - James will take care of it. - Here he is. 931 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:45,952 Congratulations. 932 01:18:46,213 --> 01:18:48,144 You fooled me, but you've got a hit. 933 01:18:48,219 --> 01:18:51,504 Don't let it go to your head. I want to talk business. 934 01:18:51,634 --> 01:18:54,546 - This gentleman comes first. - Alright, I can wait. 935 01:18:54,686 --> 01:18:57,541 Remember, don't sell the show, till you get my figures. 936 01:18:57,672 --> 01:19:00,770 - What about the $10,000? - Don't listen to that piker? 937 01:19:00,964 --> 01:19:03,745 10,000? I'm talking regular money. 938 01:19:03,857 --> 01:19:05,163 100,000! 939 01:19:05,327 --> 01:19:08,481 100,000 for a half interest in the show. what do you say? 940 01:19:08,593 --> 01:19:10,123 - Take it. - I accept. 941 01:19:10,254 --> 01:19:14,943 Fine. I'll have the contracts made up first thing in the morning. 942 01:19:15,390 --> 01:19:17,910 What about our account? Will you settle or not? 943 01:19:18,022 --> 01:19:21,418 Mr. Billings, my junior partner, takes care of small details. 944 01:19:21,534 --> 01:19:22,728 Hey, you! 945 01:19:25,117 --> 01:19:26,890 Miss Pansy. 946 01:19:27,235 --> 01:19:30,184 We're in, we're in. What did I tell you? 947 01:19:32,181 --> 01:19:34,308 Please... do something. 948 01:19:34,597 --> 01:19:36,426 One act... Two acts... 949 01:19:36,613 --> 01:19:40,196 Then everything is all over. I never find my thing here. 950 01:19:40,719 --> 01:19:44,638 Now wait. Let us settle this definitely. 951 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,298 What is it you are looking for? 952 01:19:47,410 --> 01:19:50,247 Please, my thing here that... 953 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:52,747 It ain't on the prop list. 954 01:19:56,249 --> 01:19:58,003 That's my thing! 955 01:19:58,152 --> 01:20:00,205 That's my cradle! 956 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,011 But what is it? 957 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:09,735 That you put in the mouth. 958 01:20:15,124 --> 01:20:18,427 - Where's the Professor? - I don't know. Maybe he beat it. 959 01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:20,658 Take it away will you. 960 01:20:24,567 --> 01:20:27,031 Timoleon! 961 01:20:28,001 --> 01:20:29,737 We've got an engagement! 962 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:32,494 And you're going to have to do plenty of explaining. 963 01:20:36,301 --> 01:20:38,149 I'm fully aware of the facts. 964 01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:41,844 The events of the past few minutes have not been strictly conventional. 965 01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:45,227 Therefore I feel it necessary, to clarify... 966 01:20:45,339 --> 01:20:48,838 A situation which otherwise might be filled with doubt. 967 01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,070 This I will do. 968 01:20:50,238 --> 01:20:53,952 Through the medium of a much quoted but pungent phrase. 969 01:20:55,221 --> 01:20:56,135 Nuts to you! 970 01:21:10,966 --> 01:21:13,877 Subtitles: Corvusalbus